Monday, May 19, 2008

Sisqo never imagined this

This will be the only reference to Jason Giambi and his yellow thong. In no way shape or form should this story have ever seen the light of day. I now have a totally unreasonable explanation as to why the Yankees are so lethargic. They’re too busy at their other jobs as strippers.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, things could be worse...

A thong is currently not on the MLB list of banned performance enhancers.

Sounds like a legal alternative to Andro. Giambi might actually be on to something.

John Meo said...
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John Meo said...

What happens in Jason Giambi’s pants should stay in Jason Giambi’s pants.