... about Troy Percival.
Flailing delivery.
100 mph fastball.
Dominant for a time as Angels' closer.
Unfortunate new memories replacing old ones.
Flailing delivery.
Mediocre fastball that seemed to catch batters off-guard.
Torso and legs same length, coupled with baggy jersey makes him look like a giant midget.
Mustache borrowed from 1970s porn star with side job as California state trooper. Percival tried to conceal the stache with a few days worth of growth. Something that hideous cannot be hidden. My dreams will be haunted by this facial hair.
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