Dear Joba

You frustrate me so. I can't even watch the games you pitch any more. You're handed a four-run lead and you immediately and foolishly squander it, indiscriminately surrendering two-out runs ... to the Rangers, at team that is, at best, mediocre.

You should be a setup guy, but I realize, in some ways, you have no control over this. I blame your failures, mostly on the Steinbrenner children, who seem to think they can somehow, by handing down stupid, counter-intuitive directives.

You can't finish batters, you can't finish innings. You cost your team wins, despite their best efforts.