Tara Reid found work ... seriously, it would have been funnier

That's where this blog was heading before Johnny Damon inexplicably forgot how to go back on and catch a routine flyball, not once but twice. The second gaff allowed the go-ahead and eventual winning run to score.

This latest travesty was made all the better by A-Rod leading off the bottom of the ninth with a bloop single that SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DOUBLE BUT HE WASN'T F-ING RUNNING OUT THE F-ING BOX.

"I know, I'll dog it while the ball's in the air, THEN try to make it to second but get thrown out by 20 feet. But it'll be a hustle mistake. Pete Rose hustled. Paul O'Neill hustled. Can't fault hustle!! I'm a Yankee!!! Wheeeeeeeeeee ... Oh, I'm out (sad face)" Idiot.

"... trying to make something happen" Michael Kay said. The ball was a dying quail that rolled to the wall down the rightfield line. I don't care what kind a defensive play Lyle Overbay made ... how is that NOT a double? Oh yeah, A-Rod didn't run. And the excuses ... they rivalled the ones Orestes Destrade rolled out for the overmatched South Dakota Little League team as went up in flames against the team from Florida.

This capped a (truly) brilliant performance by Darrell Rasner, who's only mistake cost him his start and the Yankees' the lead. This capped Jason Giambi striking out four times. Sadly, the 'stache has run its course. A-Rod contributed with three Ks of his own.

Welcome back Hideki Matsui.

Oh yeah ... the Tara Reid thing. There's not one, but two seemingly hot blonde waitresses working the ritzy seats behiond home plate. They deliver drinks, popcorn, hot dogs ... you know, they do the heavy lifting. They might be twins. They might be clones. They might be Tara Reid clones. Who knows.