Thursday, August 14, 2008

Blechcation

A 3-7 road trip that was about as disatrous as possible. A sweep, a 4-game series split and dropping 2 of 3 to the Twinkies. No offense, mediocre pitching except for Mussina and Robbie Cano living up to every stereotype out there about Latin players: moody, selfish absent-minded. Melky Cabrera is no where to be seen and Derek Jeter is gimping.

And behold, Hank Steinbrenner looked up the devastated, ridiculously expensive Yankees and spake thusly: we're injured, we're likely out of it this season, but next season, we'll be ready. Logic? Sense? PATIENCE? From a Steinbrenner. Hard to believe, but true. The Yankees will always be competitive be virtue of the amount of money they spend on players. It's just a matter of how competitive: winning record, playoffs, playoff run; and how healthy. Not so much this season.

Which of the following excuses are legitmate for the Yankees?
Chien-Ming Wang
Hideki Matsui
Phil Hughes
Ian Kennedy, although his is mostly mental
Joba Chamberlain
Jorge Posasda
Carl Pavano (ha ha)
Andt Pettitte missed time
Alex Rodriguez missed time
Derek Jeter missed time

If you answered all and none, congratulations. You are correct. I think Dick Cheney said you go to war with the army have, not the army you wish you had. So wise is Dick.

2 comments:

Phil Orbe said...

John --- Are you in agreement with Hank? Is it over for the Yanks? I don't believe so. I know it is Hank's first year in control but he does realize that #1 injuries happen to everyone and #2 the Yanks always go on a run.

Tough referring to the VP with a war quote in these days and times. I like your gusto.

John Meo said...

Phil, it's not over, but the Yankees have a huge hill to climb, and taking care of their own business is hard enough without having to rely on the Sox and Rays to stumble.

I'm not sure these Yankees have a run in them. Not the kind they need, anyway.