This may be the most self-important, self-congratulatory Web site I have ever seen.
The first thing you’re treated to is John Sterling’s call of an “A-bomb” from “A-Rod.” Although Sterling seems unconvinced the ball will leave the park.
Personal accolades flash across the screen and settle, one atop the next.
Then pictures of A-Rod. Action shots in uniform, “casual” shots of A-Rod in a fancy suit.
There’s a list of videos featuring other home runs.
There’s photo galleries.
There’s a journal by Alex.
“Day 13 of using the unknown substance adminsitered by cousin [redacted]. He’s a wizard with a needle. I’m not sure if the unknown substance is having any effect, but I’m young, and naive and stupid and taking this unknown substance sure helps with the pressure of playing in Texas ... where we have no pitching and a bunch of kids I won’t want to play with pretty soon. Michael Young and Mark Tesh Tas Tix ... the tall guy ... they’re OK, but these other guys ... gosh, my left cheek hurts ...”
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