We get it

Hugh Jackman is sexy. Fine, stop rubbing it in our faces! And he's Australian. Great. We needed him to be in a movie about Australia, named "Australia" to tell us this? No, we didn't.

No, this has nothing to do with the Yankees. You can shut up, too.

G'day. I'm taller than you. I'm sexier than you. My stubble is better.
I look great in a goofy hat.
And I have more money than you. Put that on yah bahbee, yank.