Wanted: Offense worth $200 million

Where the hell is everyone? Halladay, sure. Burnett. Great stuff, unhittable at times. Dustin McGowan? C'mon. Leadoff hitter's been on a lot, but gone no where. 2-0 in the 6th but here come the Yankees. I think I said that already.

I can't get enough of Michael Kay and Paul O'Neill talking about O'Neill's wife throwing out his career's worth or memorabilia. That's grounds for divorce if you ask me. Mom tossing comic books? OK, she didn't know. Wifey didn't realize the pure white baseball with Joe D's autograph on wasn't the original? Did she bother to look?

Never has one man loved the sound of his own voice more than Michael Kay.