The more things change ...

Caught my first Yankees pre-season game today. A few innings anyway.

It's good to see Yogi Berra going so strong. I wonder what's it like to be a living legend.

Although it's a new a new season and hope spring eternal, it's good (probably bad) to know some things remain constant on YES.

I was reminded how much I missed Guiseppe Franco and his amazing Procede hair product, even though he doesn't own any part of the company. That hug he gets from Gary Busey warms my heart. Just use it once every 90 days! Check it out here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nDiGqloDSY

And those dancing robot draught keg girls from Heineken? I'm not a beer guy, but if I was a creepy painted robot guy with two other creepy robot guys in me, I'd be all over that sexy beer dispensing trio. Check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-NfrBgYIEQ

But this guy's ahead of me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJdgzmfCvv4

Kyle Farnsworth and Sean Henn are already in midseason form. Tentative and wild in the zone. I hope I'm wrong, but Farnsworth is going to force Joba into the bullpen by mid-May.

Thanks in advance for nothing Kyle.