Banned, suspended and chilled out

Yanks banned iPads from the Stadium.

I have two thoughts: (1) Suck it Mac. (2) Put down your gloves, your phones your foams fingers, you chicken fingers, and watch the game.

Is is just me or have the Yankees once again been bitten by junk weather?

Michael Kay won't shut up about October baseball in Minnesota. In case he didn't notice, October/November baseball in New York is no picnic.

So, the ball hit his finger. You learn in Little League, keep your hand behind the bat. It's a simple, simple technique.

How the hell do you hurt yourself bunting? Are pitchers made of porcelain? That is pathetic.

Bow down to them ...

Bow down the kings of garbage, the kings of filth, the kings of putrescence (Ha! spelled it right on the first try, although I spelled neither "right" nor "on" correctly on the first try.)


Three in a row. Suddenly they look like a team with a bunch of injuries and a shite bullpen.

Ugh.

Dear "SNL" peeps

Please stay away. Fred Armeson attended the 5-hour Yanks/Red Sox game Tuesday night.

Tracy Morgan (and Grizz and Dotcom from "30 Rock") were there last night. You show up and bad things happen.

I assume those four seat behind home plate are NBC's, but please, give them to the "Chuck" cast or something. You guys are killing me.

Yes, I gave up on them. Yes, I've learned my lesson.

Maybe Joe West is right.