Friday, April 1, 2011

Texas heat

Bummer for the Sox today. I had no idea Darren Oliver was STILL in the league. But David Ortiz proved he could a BP fastball. Nice job Dave.

Great way to start the season, seeing Bard blow up while Pappelbon watches, thinking about where he'll be in June.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

And we're off

Yankees win and I didn't spending 4 hours finding out how. I have an iPhone app for that. Oh, Tex hit a home run says the little chimey update. Thanks chimey update.

Joba gets the win, Mo gets the save and former Yank Phil Coke takes the loss.

Say this about technology: As much information as we're exposed to now, at least there are ways to compress it into usable, chunks.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Worst blogger ever

All right. It's go time.

I'm excited about Opening Day because I don't have cable/satellite and won't be watching any games this season. I'm going to find new and exciting ways to hate Joe Girardi and want to strangle him.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

The silence is broken

Say it ain't so Andy. Say it ain't so.

Even if it is your decision to retire, I blame your wife.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Armageddon avoided

So, it's looks as if the Yankees and Derek Jeter will kiss and make up, exchanging a giant pile of money in the process.

The timeless and time-honored "sources" are saying Jeter will three years and $51 million with an option, his, for a fourth.

$17 million per year, a slight pay cut, but certainly not chump change.

Odds are Jeter will bounce back this season. He has a lot to play for and getting bounced from the playoffs did give him some extra off-season time to get healthy.

That said, the Jeter dollars have been on the Yankees books for a decade, so it's not as if anything much changes.

And we get to keep our vaunted and valued leader. Life without DJ and Mo and those guys will be back enough. Life without them, even in the latter stages of their illustrious careers would have been downright unpalatable.

So, cheers to the Yanks for ponying up those dollars. And no, brace for a ticket price hike. Or some other ridiculous money-making scheme that will chew up the infield/outfield and pee just a little bit on the Yankees status as the highest wage earner in MLB.

Honestly: The Pinstripe Bowl?

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Oh Derek ...

This will not end well.

The Yanks shot themselves in the face with the Posada contract, now DJ wants in on the action, and he probably deserves it.

That said, I wish he would have gone the Paulie O route and done year-to-year contracts based on his health and production.

But that's a perfect world and the Yankees vast fortune can't make it such.

The Yankees will cave to Jeter's four-year demand, but God help him if he goes all Willie Mays on us.

Derek, buddy, we will turn on you. We will hurl invective at you. We will question your hustle, your health, your legacy. We shout unpleasant things at you, and when we leave the Stadium, or turn off the TV or radio, we will feel guilty and lament doing so, knowing you don't deserve any of it, but also knowing we have no other choice but to do so.

So, take your year and your money, as the Yankees will surely give it to you, as much for us and for the organization, but don't say we didn't warn you.

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee

We're talking effing Lee.

Or, the Yankees are, anyway. Because it's all about pitching. And they know this.

They also know Jorge ain't a catcher no more. He's a DH. He was a DH last year. The quicker he comes to grips with this, the quicker he can get on with his career, extended by five to eight seasons.

He's the ideal DH for the Yankees, or any team really, but only the Yankees will pay the freight for him. Such is their curse.

Anyway, the pinstripers need more, reliable pitching, and a rotation of Sabathia, Lee, Pettitte, Burnett (the good version) and Phil Hughes is really more a video rotation. But, whatever. The Giants won the title with pitching, mostly home grown. The Yankees got bounced because they couldn't hit, couldn't pitch and got dinged up at the worst possible time.

The Yanks will dump some dead weight, and reload for next season with more golden bullets.

Also, Derek Jeter deserved the Golden Glove, so you haters can shut your faces. Six errors. Six. You're graded by the plays you make. He makes them.